Remember these pictures from apexad.net posts?
Keira Knightley:
Milla Jovovich:
Tamsin Egerton:
Keeley Hazell:
Keeley Hazell promotes ‘The Simpsons Game’
Keeley Hazell recently promoted The Simpson’s Game in London at Trafalgar Square. She sat in a fake set designed to look like the real Simpson’s’ living room.
The very bad thing you will notice is that she’s using a PS3 controller, not a Xbox 360 one. The game is out on both systems, but this a knock against her and the game. I feel very unhappy with Keeley right now. How could she pickup a PS3 controller and smile? This next picture shows a closer look at the controller if it is hard to tell in the previous picture:
Lastly, one final picture of Keeley bending over a TNT plunger giving you some hints as to what the game has in store for you. In the background of this picture you’ll see the inflated Homer Simpson. Each character in the game has special powers and one of Homer’s is the ability to inflate like that and roll over enemies.
Thanks to MaxConsole.net for this article.
Keira, Keeley, Kirsten/Kiki, Master Chief, Milla, Jessica to the Back!
I’ve added a few more background options for my site. Now you can choose from the following:
- Keira Knightley in a red overcoat (default)
- A red Audi TT (the car I want)
- Jessica Alba chilling in a brick building
- Kirsten Dunst (Kiki) in some ‘plastic bubbles’
- Keeley Hazell Topless (which I marked as NSFW and Censored below)
- Master Chief of Halo 3 fame
- The Resident Evil: Extinction promotional poster (featuring Milla Jovovich)
I tried to generally keep all the backgrounds I chose mostly fairly dark with some red to match my color scheme. Master Chief and Keeley Hazell don’t exactly fit that but I think both of those still look good, and you could argue that Keeley does fit it if you catch what I up talking about on that.
Otherwise, I made the code for the backgrounds of my site really awesome. All I have to do is add entires for the backgrounds into an array in my header file, and upload the pictures. This means it will be very easy to add tons more in the future, but I am done with it for now. My main goal for this initial set was to try and make all facets of my ‘target audience’ happy and I think these should cover it.
Of course, I’ll have to add Maria Sharapova later, but I’ll do a separate post for that final one. It’s becoming a regular occurrence on my blog to do “don’t forget about Maria Sharapova” posts and I want to keep it that way. She’s not really a model, actress, or celebrity…she’s famous for being an athlete, so in that regard I kind of like to treat her special.
Military Uniforms and My theory on why Keira Knightley and Keeley Hazell should join the Military
It does not matter if it is the United States Military or the Military of England. Actually, to be honest, I don’t think they should join the military at all. What I do believe is that both of them should wear military uniforms though. This is also not because I think the uniform will make either of them more attractive, although that being said given a good photographer, it could.
No…No…It’s none of that. The reason is actually pretty shocking. Something you’re going to thank me once you’ve read it.
Military Grade pants, made by BDU.com actually “dramatically improve the shapeliness and appearance of a man or woman’s behind”. Research has actually been done to prove this fact.
It’s actually pretty simple to understand. Since the pants are military grade, they have a “double seat” design which is used to maximize durability and strength of the garment for use in high stress combat situations. If you wear them when you’re not running through a combat zone, the design actually serves to tighten up your butt, resulting in a much more appealing, almost “bootylicious” backside for all who don’t them! (This is not to say that Keira and Keeley don’t have that already, but improvement without surgery is always a good thing.)
So, I hope you understand “My theory on why Keira Knightley and Keeley Hazell should join the Military” now or at the very least a theory on how both of them could make their butts look better. That being said, it would work for you as well of course, not just Keira and Keeley.
The 2008 Keeley Hazell Calendars are out
Keeley Hazell has recently released her 2008 calendars. Keeley Hazell puts out 2 calendars for a very simple reason. In one of the calendars she is topless, which limits where the calendar can be put it up. Naturally, the other one she is not topless (swimsuits and hands are used to cover up if not more in some pictures). However with that being said since Keeley Hazell is just so beautiful and voluptuous I am sure that many would argue both calendars are more or less NSFW.
That being said, I think that if you’re a Keeley Hazell fine you should definitely look into getting these calendars.
If you want to at least see the picture included in them, before buying one of them, you can check them out by clicking on either link below. As I said above, be warned…These are both more or less not safe for work, as is generally the case with anything Keeley (and that’s one of the reasons we like her!).
Keeley Hazell 2008 - Topless Edition
Keeley Hazell 2008 - Normal Edition
Entries and comments feeds.
Valid XHTML and CSS. ^Top^
32 queries. 12.705 seconds.
Powered by WordPress with jd-nebula theme design by John Doe.